Midday programming jokes


A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems. It’s an addiction.

An optimist says: “the glass is half full.”
A pessimist says: “the glass is half empty.”
A programmer says: “the glass is twice as large as necessary.”

"I’d like to make the world a better place. But they won’t give me the source code…”

(hip hip array!)

Word used by programmers when…
they do not want to explain what they did.